Pulsefire Handheld or Underbarrel Picatinny Mounted Flame Thrower - Black - PF-UBF

Pulsefire Handheld or Underbarrel Picatinny Mounted Flame Thrower - Black - PF-UBF : Introducing the sizzling sensation that's turning heads (and melting them) - the Pulsefire UBF system in a form so compact, it makes your grandma's flamethrower look like a birthday candle! Why settle for ordinary firepower when you can have a handheld flamethrower with the same range as a bad Tinder pickup line - 25 feet! Need to toast marshmallows across the room? No problem!! But wait, there's more! Attach this fiery fiesta to your picatinny-equipped device, turning your tactical gear into a BBQ grill on the go. Your enemies won't know whether to surrender or ask for a side of fries! Feeling extra spicy? Go hands-free with the Pulsefire Backpack Kit and let the flames dance behind you like you're starring in your own action movie. Just pop on a simple male-male adapter fitting, and voila! You're the hero Gotham deserves but never knew it needed. With nearly 22 seconds of fuel capacity, you'll have enough burn time to make even the sun jealous. So why settle for ordinary when you can be extraordinary, with the Underbarrel Picatinny Mounted Flame Thrower - because nothing says 'I mean business' like bringing a flamethrower to a water gun fight! You may ask why would you need such a device? Because AMERICA.